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Biblical
Quotes
Joke A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At
one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came
to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and
wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the
door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he
found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic
message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the
citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins
"Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your
voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
Submitted by Gerard |
PEOPLE ON A
ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a
rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong
enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because
otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that
person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let
go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything
for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always
making sacrifices, with little in return. As soon as she finished her
speech, all the men started clapping their hands.......
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